Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.

That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.

by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021

Rear naked poke

Get a girl in a rear naked choke from the back and stick your dick deep inside

I was bangin this chick last night and got behind of her and got her in a rear naked poke

by Antonio and arther hill January 1, 2019

Game of poke

A game played by two individuals at a time. The two contestants must be facing eachother with an erection, then walk towards eachother until one is poked by the other persons penis. The purpose of the game is to find out who has the larger/longer penis. Usually played with people that have about the same penis length.

"Me and Jeff were discussing who had the longest penis, so we just went ahead and settled it like men with a game of poke"

by pkmstr88 September 9, 2018

Poke

Poke is the slang term for the female genitalia.

Xavier, I'm going to eat your poke.

by anonymous March 20, 2024

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016