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Pie Town

A very tiny western New Mexico town in Catron County where not much happens except the annual Pie Festival and the occasional dance. There are two pie shops, both of which serve fabulous food but are very unreliable about being open and also about their pies. There is also a post office, a lawyer's office, a fire station, some houses, and a park with a pavilion perfect for skateboarding and dances. No traffic to worry about, but just in case there's a sign when you enter saying "Caution, Congested Area." People are friendly, there are lots of ranchers and hippies, and everything is laidback and casual. Not much to do except go to the pie shops and yak over coffee, or go to the BookMobile every month, or make up interesting rumors about people you only know vaguely. The town attracts a lot of tourists - hikers, bikers, horseback riders - and a lot of them have interesting tales to tell.

Right on the Continental Divide...it's all downhill from here!
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spaghetti pie

he couldn't go through with his date after he caught a glimpse of her spaghetti pie.
by Piperella June 9, 2017
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project pie

Project pie is how you describe and elite group who are relentless or joining forces for a greater good.

Project Pie are considered (amongst sceptics) to be the ultimate PUBG (player unknown battlegrounds) team. If it wasn’t for time zones and day jobs many say countless championships would belong to them
Child: I would love to play in the PUBG finals

Parent: well you have no chance if Project pair are participating.

Or

Person 1: I would like to conquour the world through various business ventures in a way that benefits not only myself but society.

Person 2: oh, like project pie?

Person 1: EXACTLY. It’s like you read my mind.
by CoolHand18 February 9, 2019
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Pie Shifter

Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.
"Wow did you see that guy eat all those pasties? What a pie shifter."
by Ferg1 June 26, 2012
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Pie Skelpin

Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !

It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.

I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"
" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"

" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"

" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "

another variation is Pastie Smasher !

" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"
by J.J.13 December 7, 2009
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Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.
Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”
by jspam February 16, 2020
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pie button

"My ex-husband Joaquin could never find the pie button."
clitoris vagina
by MissAnthropy90 January 12, 2015
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