Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome 

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Phantom Tax 

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

Phantom Tax by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom tax 

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

Phantom tax by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom tax 

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

Phantom tax by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom-Word 

A phrase describing the improper use of prefixes, leading to the creation of words that are easy to understand the meaning of, but entirely dont exist.

Person 1: That pig just flew!
Person 2: No way that's "unpossible"
Person 1: Nah mate its "impossible" you just used a phantom-word

Phantom-Word by vishaknu May 11, 2024

phantom bra 

When you think you have your bra on and then remember you don’t

“Jessica, I literally had phantom bra this morning LMAO!”

phantom bra by Mdawgswizzl May 12, 2024

phantom itch 

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

phantom itch by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024