parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.

Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

Max Park

One of the greatest speedcubers of all time

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!

by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022

executive parking

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)

Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"

by egads March 26, 2008

Giraffic Park

1. Like Jurassic Park...but with Giraffes.

2. A collection of Giraffe Graphics aka Giraffics.

Yo, Schmed, have you seen the new Giraffic Park trailer. Those necks are lit ! OMG<3, brb afk.

by Arty Curry May 23, 2018

South Park

South Park is an adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network that takes a satirical view on current issues in the U.S. and around world.

South Park makes fun of society's ignorance and prejudice.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.

by ThisAintOP July 12, 2016

Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

by wparker October 3, 2019

War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

by ramses0 September 4, 2009