onlinings

The act of online multi-tasking. Having multiple online internet activities

"I'll be ready to go with you after I finish my onlinings"

by just Jassy June 5, 2013

Online Bestie

Your online bestie is the person you really hide absolutely nothing from, you can even name drop when you complain about people and not only will she not tell anyone, but she'll hate them just as much as you do because she trusts you, and she'll never meet them cause she lives too far away. She will always be out of pocket at times but at heart she'd shit talk about anyone and anything because you two just get each other.

Online Bestie: "Men are so trash"
You: "They make me physically and mentally ill"
Online Bestie: "Ugh I want dick though!!"
You: "Literally so real this why you my #1"

by tidger October 5, 2024

Online Safety Act

See mental retardation.

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.

by Esquivalience July 30, 2025

Online Safety Act

A corrupt act enforced by the government to deliberately spy on people.

"The online safety act is ____"
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."

by anidiot399494 August 5, 2025

Sword art online

Sword art online is the greatest show ever created, it’s even better than true masterpieces such us: boku no pico, ex-arm, domestic girlfriend, rent a girlfriend…

Did you like sword art online?
Ilu: Sword art online puede que sea un mundo virtual pero me siento más vivo aquí que en el mundo real.

by AquaFast February 7, 2022

heroes : Online world

The most annoying Roblox game in all of existence.

Sara : I got killed in heroes : Online world by Wanda maximoff
Ella : Bai ugly local newgen

by anonymous December 24, 2023

Online Dater

A person who uses ill-suited websites, video games or platforms with the intention of finding a romantic or sexual partner as they are simply too pathetic in face-to-face interactions to find a romantic partner offline. Said person is often a teenager between the ages of 13 and 17. However, younger kids may online date as they see older kids doing it and may see it as cool.

Online Dater: abc for gf (;
Reasonable Person: what the fuck no
ODer: whatever you aint gettin this pussy even though you want it
RP: but i don't want that fishy ass shit

by Some lifeless loser September 22, 2022