waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010

You're off my fav 5

A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.

Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"

Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."

Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.

Rob: :(

by mickenzie92 November 10, 2009

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 04, 2004

I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

by Paul October 21, 2003

ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

by Tramned October 10, 2009

I smell what you're stepping in

I understand what you are saying. This makes perfect sense to me.

Do you understand? I smell what you're stepping in.

by seiko_08 November 09, 2010

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 30, 2003