woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.

Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.

by q359 July 25, 2023

wee woo

It’s like that one clip from SpongeBob where Patrick screams “WEE WOO WEE WOO”

“WEE WOO WEE WOO”

by anonymous August 12, 2023

Wee Woo

A greeting. Used to avoid the awkwardness of starting a two person conversation online.

User1: Wee woo!
User2: Woo wee! How are you?

by KAboom!everyonedied August 17, 2023

Wheezy Woo

Developed as a child friendly term for a child or adult who constantly cries or complains for no good reason.

You're a little wheezy woo

Stop Wheezy wooing

by David Mcnulty September 9, 2023

Chin Woo

A very caring, competitive, sporty, beautiful and charming human bean. Also the best basketball player ever.

Silky black hair with tan skin.

Always want to sleep but super energetic at work.

This person is Chin Woo

by Hehiho68 September 25, 2025

Woo Woo Dream

The sound your bed mate makes when they are having a bad dream or nightmare. Typically, you make this woo woo sound in your sleep when you are being chased, harmed, or can’t do what is needed to get out of harm’s way.

My wife was saying Woo woo out loud in her sleep. I woke her up and told her you were having a woo woo dream. She replied that she was dreaming that she could not get away from someone chasing her.

by Buzzard7547 December 2, 2025

Jot da woo down

To make a note so you don't forget something. It was a saying back in the day before cell phones and computers. When people would use wood pencil on paper.

Person 1: Did you get the directions to your cousin's place up north?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Jot da woo down before you forget it.

Girl: Did you bring your list?
Boy: Yeah, I jot da woo down.

by ArcaneFox April 4, 2024