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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
mugGet the Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000mug.

Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
mugGet the Bus driver wavemug.

kieron driver

A person who acts straight in front of men. Also says "mate" a lot when talking to or near a attractive man.
by Dr Tataru February 7, 2020
mugGet the kieron drivermug.

Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
mugGet the Uber Drivermug.

Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules
“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen

What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”
by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021
mugGet the Lancer Drivermug.

designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016
mugGet the designatedist drivermug.

Driver middle school

Where stanky and fish girls go to school and need to learn how to take showers. Fiens and wanna be potheads everywhere. Some of the nastiest people go here. People think they are cool for saying the n word and throwing up gang signs. Just try your best to stay away from driver middle school and high school.
Pass the juul is a most used term at driver middle school
by Poopy.head345 October 9, 2019
mugGet the Driver middle schoolmug.

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