layan lays

yummy chips

person 1:what is ur favorite chips
person 2:lays,layan flavor! aka layan lays!!!
person 1:omg same

by reemmeme May 17, 2022

Lay

Most manipulative person you will ever meet has a victim mentality for problems they have caused the type of person to give up on you when you need them

“Manipulative”: “purposely hurt you and then play it off as a joke or act like you are stupid”

by Unknown Acc March 21, 2022

Re-Lay

A professional button pusher with a God complex, known for looping the same four house beats under breathy female vocals and calling it art. Thrives on bass drops, Instagram clout, and pretending his Spotify playlist is a spiritual experience. Will ghost you to “focus on the music” but really just spent four hours remixing Dua Lipa in his bedroom.

After two vodka Red Bulls and one existential crisis, I finally understood why DJ Re-Lay thinks looping Lana Del Rey over a tech house beat qualifies as ‘changing lives.’

by p.i.m.p.n.a.m.e.d.s.l.i.c.k May 18, 2025

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

Lay-arounds

Clothes that you only wear in your house that aren’t pjs and aren’t outside clothes

Im gonna put on some lay-arounds when I get home from work.

by Scientific hooker February 23, 2022

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016