A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
Get the Bald Bobbymug. An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011
Get the Bobby Colbymug. by PeaMadDog April 22, 2021
Get the Bobby Mmug. someone who is rather good at basketball and has a way with the ladies and had very strong pullout game
by abrahamdick88 December 24, 2016
Get the bobby bucketsmug. A Bobby Welch is someone that one likes for an extended and indefinite period of time even though the possibility of being together is almost entirely improbable. Every person has one, the one person they will always have feelings for and that always makes them smile when they see said Bobby Welch no matter what else is going on.
“She has been in love with him since sophomore year, but they were never even a thing and he has a girlfriend, he must be her Bobby Welch.”
by Dacowsanddatacobell November 6, 2018
Get the Bobby Welchmug. by Albin0Rhin0 June 4, 2018
Get the Bobbymug. A Night at Bobby's (abbreviated as ANAB) is a FNaF Fangame. The story is that a lost boy, breaks into bobby's eat-n-play, something barricades the door, the boy will have to find a way out, the boy roams around the place looking for clues solving puzzles until he meant one tall figure the rabbit(Jenny), the rabbit approached to the boy tell him that he would help the boy so the boy followed him they both solve puzzles together, of course but then they met another tall figure the bear(Bobby), the bear walked up to the boy and the rabbit and said something offensive to the rabbit. So the rabbit stormed away. The bear asked the boy to follow him so the boy did, but the bear tried to stuff the boy inside of another suit but the rabbit comes in, he pounces onto the bear, the bear then pushes the rabbit away and the boy has to find items to throw at the bear, the final throw hits the bear right onto the head, his head falling off the boy in the rabbit was free so as they thought the rabbit move the stuff out of the door the boy escapes, but the rabbit just stays
by another stupid idiot on UD June 29, 2024
Get the A Night at Bobby'smug.