illegal use of nut

When you're banging a hot female referee and you nut somewhere she don't want you to

I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut

by Illegal use of nut July 23, 2017

WHAT IS CAKE USED FOR?

CAKE IS FOR EATING. YOU DONT USE CAKE FOR SHOWER OR TO PLAY GOLF. OBVIOUSLY. IDIOT.

what is cake used for? cake is for eating, sally you idiot. cake is delicious.

by cambridge english master May 14, 2019

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

among us people

oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people

among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex

the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words

(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*

(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling

the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT

the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die

by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020

Among Us Virus

The Among Us Virus is an E-Virus that effects the users mental state. A person who has Among Us Virus will see or hear Among Us characters or the words in everyday life. Exp: Seeing a fire alarm that looks like an among us character. The virus spreads through among us memes.

Don’t talk to Kurt, that bitch got Among Us Virus.

by CummedPantz February 20, 2021

Once-Used App

An app that one has fun with once, then never really decides to use it again, and just ignores it.

Angry Birds Rio was a Once-Used App for me, since it never was as good as the original Angry Birds.

by b&bs August 4, 2012

Douchebags R' Us

DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy

He must shop at Douchebags R' Us

by #truthaboutboys December 5, 2011