the incredible gary

he will suck your nipps

the incredible gary is so incredible, he will suck you dry

by the incredible garry January 17, 2024

gary bolshevik

When you are driving round a clapped out banger down the road and you are Tweet Trolling because you are too obsessed with online rows. You hope the police see you because you want them to wave at you even though you are a massive six points law breaker.

My friend Dan is a massive Gary Bolshevik, whenever he gets in his Ford Fiesta he still won't stop texting and tweeting from his phone, his next destination will be a lamppost.

by Pugwasher November 20, 2021

Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

gary plauché

a badass dude who avenged his son, look him up, hes awesome, R.I.P though..

john: yo james ever heard of gary plauché?
james: who is he?
john: he killed the dude who sexually assaulted his son.
james: he sounds like a chill dude, can i meet him anywhere?
john: no, sadly he passed away in 2014…

by jak the fucking idiot October 20, 2024

gary ablet

The thing your mar takes when she's on a low

Hey mum ,so I hear your back on the gary ablets now you fat slag

by the kud May 22, 2014

Gary

A man who has sex with a woman then hangs out with her child

Made popular from the Netflix show 'Big Mouth'

Steve: I was really looking forward to being your Gary
Jay: What's a Gary?
Steve: Having sex with your mom then hanging out with you

by RET4RD SQ4UD March 10, 2019

Gary is the best

Gary is the 2nd best he is cool and also sonic. Gary is super sexy and amazing Gary is such a cool guy we all love gary gary is such a big man

Katy: Wow look its gary
Brittany: Oh yeah I love gary
Katty:Same gary is so hot
Brittany: No gary is mine

Katty: No Brittany I love him !

Brittany: No katty he loves me !

Katty: let's stop and agree Gary is the best
Brittany: yes Gary is the best

by Sean macaloneys mum August 5, 2021