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nanny mcphee special

putting your fists together in front of your mouth, closing your eyes and scrunching your face before exhaling
*someone says/does something corny/embarrassing*
elliott: *pulls the nanny mcphee special*
everyone: whoa hes so cool!
by vuahm February 26, 2026
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Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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Nance

A gentleman who has an attraction to extra mature ladies. These gentleman are also known as biddy fiddlers.
“That Mary Berry is a bit of alright ain’t she Alfie? I wouldn’t mind her lady finger, I can tell you” said Andy.

“You’re a fucking nance Andy”.
by Your mums gooch June 3, 2025
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Hoe Nanny

Usually used between two girls. Similar to calling your friend a slut in a joking manner.

pl:hoe nannies
Girl 1: "Dude, those boys are so cute. I wanna hook up with that one"
Girl 2: "You hoe nanny!"
by Chris15988 December 30, 2008
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Sir Nance A Lot

1) Anyone whom acts less than manly in any situation.

2) One whom nances(takes too much time) when passing the bowl and therefore slows the entire rotation, demanifying himself in front of his bros.
Sir Nance A Lot over here hasnt passed the bowl in 15 minutes. Damn kolbi hustle up you nagger.
by west tx connection November 9, 2009
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cukoo nanny

my baby sitter lisa duval is a cukoo nanny
by AAWR16 December 17, 2012
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facebook nanny

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.
"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"
by BrassBurns June 24, 2016
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