muff pirate

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.

I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!

by Frank Stallion August 24, 2008

Muff digger

Similar to a gold digger. One who dates sluts so they can get some muff.

Steve likes slutty girls, hes always trying to get some. What a muff digger.

by alex_bruin September 22, 2009

muff job

Any occupation typically done by a women.

I'm not going to clean that bathroom, that is a muff job.

by Rusty Schulz March 17, 2005

Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

by Mithotyn October 18, 2010

muff dodger

A gay man, who is not interested in female genitalia

Look at the way he walks, aw man, that is most certainly a muff dodger

by Peterlennard August 6, 2007

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

muff puff

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

by andy rad January 19, 2006