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Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.
"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"
by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020
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mr. roseberg

A creepy ass teacher/pedo no one likes.
Mr. roseberg ate crap.
by me carol October 18, 2017
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mr. bulldops

Maked up name from song "Get schwifty" in show "Rick and Morty" where mr. bulldops i said 2 times in fragment of song. Name by itself doesn't mean anything special.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
by Peppy11 March 24, 2017
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Mr. Dennis

Mr. Dennis is a bossy person and looks like a Irish slenderman. And is friendly ;)
"You know Mr. Dennis? He puts Qayqay on the board"
"I want Denny's rn"
by Abcdefg2345691002 December 8, 2017
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Mr Maker

the best craftsmen you will ever meet
WOAH that's mr maker! make me a balloon!
by mrmakeristhebest February 21, 2018
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Mr. sen

mr sen is a very weird yet funny person but his class is very boring. I wish that we had the chance to have fun in this class
mr. sen is a person.
by AMAZIIING PPL March 20, 2018
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Mr. Staal

A history teacher that names fun of Charlotte's favorite band. He is in the illuminati. He frequently says NUH UH
Mr. Staal is in the Staalinati.
by EshanTheToaster May 21, 2016
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