Midnight hammer

Middle of the night intercourse after falling asleep early

Charlie gave Betty the midnight hammer after they had fallen asleep earlier in the night

by ChollyInIran June 22, 2025

midnight insight

adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.

*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"

by Kyle S.. December 18, 2010

Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person

Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke

by Mtg187 August 7, 2022

2 Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

Midnight Fever

When something wakes you up in the first couple hours of the morning (around midnight) and you can’t get back to sleep for at least a couple hours. Usually causing you some drowsiness during the day.

A: Dang man i’m tired, I crashed right after I got out of work and woke up super early.
B: Did you go back to sleep?
A: Nah I grabbed my phone like an idiot and scrolled for hours. Had that Midnight Fever.

by That_one_guy_over_there June 10, 2025

Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.

I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Splash of Midnight

Best musical artist since Hitler

If you don't like SoM(Splash of Midnight) you have the Tism

by SoM Fan lol September 26, 2022