Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022

Midnight Cinderella

When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check

“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”

by MysticofCyanCove August 31, 2022

Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.

Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight

by Munson G. September 12, 2022

Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.

Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night

by kaigomai September 13, 2022

Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?

"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

midnight juggler

Dodgy character after a few beverages.

Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.

by “Downtown” November 13, 2022

Splash of Midnight

Best musical artist since Hitler

If you don't like SoM(Splash of Midnight) you have the Tism

by SoM Fan lol September 26, 2022