Carnegie Melon

That shit where your girls gets a melon and cuts a hole in it then proceeds to slob on your knob.

Friend: damn, why do you smell like fruit?
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*

by Dat one n**ga November 15, 2023

hash melon

it’s kind of like… well it’s kind of like a peanut snack.

I love eating hash melon.

by mvdsss May 24, 2024

White melon

In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.

Mate, that page is proper white melon. No useful material.

by willynilly March 22, 2024

Winter Melon

A 500 sun cost plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which lobs frozen melons that slow down zombies in a 3x3 tile radius.

Plankton's tip: use the Winter Melon Pult. Despite Nerfs It will melt my hordes.

by FirePeaGuy April 3, 2024

Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024

minty_melon

A former youtuber, also know as caden millier with 77k subscribers and a very weird fan base usually making edits to perceive him as a sexy "furry" and military role player. forced to delete his content after he joined the grand blanc highschool hockey team and was made fun of, and fear his father would find out and disown him. he is now a junior moving senior -2026

who's thats
weird furry girl IT'S MINTY_MELON!!

by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025

Oro medonte’d

To plant seeds of destruction in a relationship

Wow, Justyna, you really oro medonte’d him

by frenchvanillaa9 July 8, 2025