Meat-Melons

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

Mekong River

violent, explosive diarreah after eating vietnamese food. is usually red and feels like you are shitting razor blades.

get me to a fucking bathroom NOW. Mekong River is about to flow!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

MELANIE

Melanie is usually a very outspoken person who is very well known. She is nice but knows when its time to get serious, is very smart and pretty usually looks bomb 25/8. Has a wonderful personality and has a great sense of style. Most likely has every boy drooling, and every girl hating.

Melanie looked like a whole meal.......PERIOD

by Ml15 October 19, 2018

melonhead

A melonhead is a fan of the 1990's post-grunge band Blind Melon with vocalist Shannon Hoon, may he rest in peace.

Don't talk to that melonhead, he's stuck in the nineties.

by dbieon12 April 8, 2007

melonball

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.

by t-diddy October 12, 2004

Melanie

1. a girl that is hot, smart, funny, pretty, and generally just amazing to be around!

2. FOXY!

3. The best girlfriend in the whole world.

That girl keeps pulling a Melanie

by footballman92 October 3, 2010

Melanie

Melanie's are the best girls you'll meet!Melanie's are usually talented and may be a bit flirty Melanie's can have there corky moments and sad moments but you can resist

DANGGGMELANIE IS LOOKING HOT

by FartBucket.com January 29, 2017