MATH

Mental

Abuse
To
Humans

Why are we doing Math? Is this some sort of punishment?

by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023

Math Rocking

When you sit in your room contemplating your sexuality to the smooth tones of depressed men.

I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.

When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.

by EdieD March 31, 2023

Math Fetish

Sexual attraction to people who know math

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"

by POTUS Official May 8, 2023

Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.

Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO

by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023

matchstick workforce

overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.

"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Barar Matha

Bogus, Bullshit; literally dick's head, head of the cock

Bengali words. Used sarcastically denying what is told or explained.

"Janis to, aami Ritar preme pore gechhi."
"Barar matha, O tor moto chheler saathe prem korbe?"

"You know, I have fallen in love with Rita!"
"Bogus, she will never fall in love with a boy like you!"

by Nicky S June 13, 2008

Casino Math

It is the math used for winnings in casinos that does not take into account of how much was spent to win it..

Person #1 "I won $100 last night" Person #2 "yea, but you spent $300 to win it, that is casino math"

by Spuds McKensy April 1, 2011