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Math is power!

Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”
Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!
by Plasmus October 13, 2018
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Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.
i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
by cod1008 November 19, 2010
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Math Methods

A VCE subject that bascially harder and easier than specialist maths, a lot of applications and can be irritating to some ppl, ppl drop to further maths cuz (some) teachers just don't do their job properly and confuse the whole classes, messes up their brain, depression/stress giveaway
Theo: fuck I have Math Methods
Also Theo: whatever i ma drop back to further maths
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
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Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.
Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.
by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022
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math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.
player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU
by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021
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Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
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