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Math Says No

Commonly used by those withing the "nerd" world, math says no when one is attempting to do something that is mathematically impossible.
Try putting a pop can in a pill bottle, without modifying the pop can, math says no.
by sdmented June 28, 2009
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Math Methods

A VCE subject that bascially harder and easier than specialist maths, a lot of applications and can be irritating to some ppl, ppl drop to further maths cuz (some) teachers just don't do their job properly and confuse the whole classes, messes up their brain, depression/stress giveaway
Theo: fuck I have Math Methods
Also Theo: whatever i ma drop back to further maths
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
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math notes

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.
by shadowpunk December 2, 2010
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Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard
by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017
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Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.
Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.
by geek.girl April 13, 2017
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Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.
Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.
by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022
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