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fart mark

when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.
Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.
by Dustyeyes January 2, 2009
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John Mark

John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.
John Mark wears a big ass ring.
by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019
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penis marking

The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.
by Mike Will November 18, 2003
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QUESTION MARK?!?!

When someone says something surprising, just hit em with a,"QUESTION MARK?!?!" It basically means, "WHAAAAAA?"
Brendyn: Hey, long time no see, I have 10 dogs.
Jace: QUESTION MARK?!?!
by 18-5-20-1-18-4-12 May 9, 2018
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A Mark Craig

I just did a Mark Craig Yesterday, Ouch!
by Ryan Griffin69 May 11, 2016
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Mark Lundy it

To drive very quickly between the New Zealand cities of Palmerston North and Wellington. Named after high-profile murderer Mark Lundy who had a small time window to drive from Wellington to PN, murder his family and reurn to Welllington to create an alibi.

Although it takes almost two hours to travel between the two locations, a fast driver can do it much quicker.
I finish work in Wellington at 5 and had to be in Palmy at 6.30 so I'm gonna Mark Lundy it.
by kiwiones August 6, 2009
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Mocha's Mark

A Mocha's Mark is when you fart in someone's face and then run off and vomit on their bed.
Dude, I need to wash my face and blankets because your dog just gave me a Mocha's Mark.
by masturjason April 24, 2010
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