by Elly Fandick December 16, 2008
Get the Party Lipsmug. by PR0123 December 13, 2016
Get the stitch lipmug. When a man sticks his penis into a girls mouth and proceeds to make a swift, outward movement with his penis into the corner of her lip towards her ear. The objective is to mimic The Joker character in the Batman comic book series.
Bobby: I love asking girls "why so serious?" Then split lipping them during a nice blow job. It's also called giving a girl The Joker!
Troy: Totally! That's my favorite!
Troy: Totally! That's my favorite!
by Leona Herman December 17, 2008
Get the Split Lippingmug. Putting your whole mouth on the mouth of a bottle, such as a soda bottle or beer. Usually this results in getting tons of saliva all over the mouth of the bottle. Looks like stereotypical black person's big lips.
I haven't quite figured out how to drink out of this bottle without spilling...I guess I'll just have to nigger lip it.
by Jester8930 April 22, 2009
Get the Nigger Lipmug. by Jake Zortmanlips August 21, 2008
Get the camel lipsmug. A big fat pussy that looks like a large slice of pizza folded in half, in which the inner portion resembles flapping pepperoni and sauce at the begining stages of coagulation.
by R & R Ferguson December 3, 2007
Get the pizza lipsmug. "Bitch, get off the wood, you're no good
There goes the neighborhood hooker (slut!)
Go ahead and keep your drawers
Givin up the claps and who needs applause
At a time like this, pop the coochie and ya dead
The bitch is a Miami Hurricane head
Sprung, niggas call her 'lips and lungs'
Nappy dugout, get the fuck out
Cause women like you gets no respect
Bitch, you better run a check"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
Kevin: "Man, I got the best head ever last night."
Rasheed: "Who was the ho?"
Kevin: "Some crack-smoking chickenhead from The Brook. She was hella broke down, but for a couple of rocks, she hoovered the shit out of my dick."
Rasheed: "For real? What was her name?"
Kevin: "Marqueesha. Marqueesha Johnson."
Rasheed: "The fuck? Break yo' self, fool! That's my sister!" *pulls out gun and points it at Kevin's head*
Kevin: "Sorry man, I had no idea. Just chill."
Rasheed: "Haha! Just messing with you, man." *puts gun away* "My sister gets around like a fucking record. She's been smoking pole since she could walk. Best get yo' shit checked out though. Good chance you got the clap."
Kevin: "Good one. I thought you were really gonna spark metal on my ass. Guess that explains why it itches."
There goes the neighborhood hooker (slut!)
Go ahead and keep your drawers
Givin up the claps and who needs applause
At a time like this, pop the coochie and ya dead
The bitch is a Miami Hurricane head
Sprung, niggas call her 'lips and lungs'
Nappy dugout, get the fuck out
Cause women like you gets no respect
Bitch, you better run a check"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
Kevin: "Man, I got the best head ever last night."
Rasheed: "Who was the ho?"
Kevin: "Some crack-smoking chickenhead from The Brook. She was hella broke down, but for a couple of rocks, she hoovered the shit out of my dick."
Rasheed: "For real? What was her name?"
Kevin: "Marqueesha. Marqueesha Johnson."
Rasheed: "The fuck? Break yo' self, fool! That's my sister!" *pulls out gun and points it at Kevin's head*
Kevin: "Sorry man, I had no idea. Just chill."
Rasheed: "Haha! Just messing with you, man." *puts gun away* "My sister gets around like a fucking record. She's been smoking pole since she could walk. Best get yo' shit checked out though. Good chance you got the clap."
Kevin: "Good one. I thought you were really gonna spark metal on my ass. Guess that explains why it itches."
by Nicholas D June 3, 2012
Get the lips and lungsmug.