Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014

kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

whisker licker

Whisker licker is the name of a lesbian that's into furrys wich is the type of porn where people dress up like animals and fornicate.

Those two whisker licker's are 69 each other in the woods

by idbanger1st November 18, 2016

Blunt licker

That one asshole in your group that's always starting shit or doing stupid shit while high as fuck.

(person 1) Dude, the other day while me and Josh were high, he pocked a hole in my condom, VANESSAS FUCKING PREGANT NOW!
(person 2) That asshole! He's such a Blunt Licker

by BLUNTLICKER December 6, 2016

Nob licker

An individual who repeatedly licks the head of a penis in order to satisfy his or her lust for nobs.

You're such a nob licker!

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

toenail licker

someone that sucks toenails for a living as their job

you're such a toenail licker mate

by essh April 7, 2017

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017