level a teaspoon

to chill out, or relax

it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon

by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019

the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.

by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012

Starter Level Freestyle

A cool song by ElPreciooo

ElPreciooo: Preciooo in this flow, I ain’t listening to hoes

Jago: Starter Level Freestyle is my favourite song

Uzayr: exactly

by unknow7337 September 28, 2023

Next level haram

Disrespecting a white man is forbidden or proscribed by Islamic law.

"How dare you speak to me, that's next level haram"

by Gods word May 23, 2024

Level Palacer

Someone who spends most of their time on Level Palace and away from reality.

I've been a Level Palacer for nearly 5 years!

by bitstripslang February 21, 2021

The highest level of high

Tarek Ali Campbell is Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick's number one fan and supporter.

There cannot be anyone or anything higher because he is the highest level of high.

by altruistic_ December 15, 2018

Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.

1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.

by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022