Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game

Kooks lays Jaquan

Justin: “lay me”

by Justoooo August 17, 2019

Lay's Stax

A cheap rip-off of the best kind of canned chips out there, but made by the best potato chip company out there, but still, it's pretty shit regardless.

"Hey, uh, Devon? They didn't have Pringles in the store, so does some Lay's Stax work fine for you?"

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Lay Down

Accepting your sentence without snitching, cooperating, or trying to cut a deal. It implies staying solid, doing your time, and not folding under pressure

If you catch a case, Lay Down and do your time like a real one—no talking, no snitching.

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

LAY LAY

A LAYLAY IS SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WHO YOU COULD "LAY UP WITH" AFTER A KILL...

"BRO THATS A GOOD LAY LAY RIGHT THERE"
"SHE A GOOD LAY LAY

by SS1000cO2 March 8, 2019

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019