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Known Idiot

A person who is known for being wrong about everything that is worth having an opinion about.

If you have a plan you want to follow you should ask their opinion about the plan. If they hate it, then you should probably go ahead and implement the plan. If they love it, then you need to go back to the drawing board as your plan will have deficiencies that you haven't been able to see, but the Known Idiot will have detected and loved.
Programmer 1: John is our known idiot, can you ask him what he thinks of your software design before implementing it?
Programmer 2: I asked him already - he thought it was a great idea....so I'll throw that design away and start again, it's obviously full of bugs.
by Danack September 8, 2013
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e-know

To know or be familiar with someone only through electronic (i.e., internet) connections, never having met them in the flesh. The very opposite of "in person" or "in the flesh." Not a fleshfriend. Past tenses: e-knew, e-met.
"Oh yeah, I e-know her! What does she *really* look like in person?
by Xenu2001 December 25, 2005
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You know, it's like bread.

Used as an answer to something really obvious.
Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.
by lolashleysays October 21, 2010
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Harry Knowles

That idiot is a real Harry Knowles.
by Schfooge May 14, 2015
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nickel knowledge

Information that's nice to know, but that no one really cares about.
An example of nickel knowledge would be knowing the amount of sand grains on a beach.
by Stuck-uppity November 24, 2016
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Yah know

An expression; like saying you know what I'm saying or "yah mean" or" you know".
I got things I gotta do. Yah know!!!
by It's me g December 24, 2016
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A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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