Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.

Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!

by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025

Yard jockey

A person who drives a shunt truck to move trailers in a yard of a trucking facility. Typical responsibility include spotting trailers, moving trailers to and from docks and assisting drivers.

I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.

by Nasor6221 April 9, 2020

Boo jockey

When you cum on a man’s face and slap them with your cock

I just Boo jockeyed the fuck out of your dad

by Weewee Weewee Weewee February 27, 2022

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017

chicken jockey

zombie riding a chicken

I died while fighting a chicken jockey

by kgfh321 April 12, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A meme from the Minecraft Movie that causes many riots in theaters, where Steve (Jack Black) says “Chicken jockey…” before Jason Momoa gets mauled by a Chicken Jockey (baby zombie riding a chicken). People have brought in live chickens, fireworks, and sometimes police have had to intervene.

Steve: Chicken jockey…

Theater: OH MY GOD! HE SAID IT! SOMEONE HAS A LIVE CHICKEN! SOMEONE BROUGHT FIREWORKS!!!!

by Guy T. Guy May 5, 2025