jizz fizz

(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.

Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!

by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

Jizz Model

A slutty or skanky female. A hoe. One that probably gives lots of head.

Becky is nothin' but a jizz model. She blows everyone.

by saranwrapper December 14, 2009

sunnyside jizz

When you beatoff using only a single egg yolk as lube, and finally frying the gelatinous mixture as a delicious meal of eggs and jizz.

Margo:Hey what are you cooking for breakfast?
Todd:Eggs
Margo:Oh what kind?
Todd:Can't you see? Eggs served sunnyside jizz biotch!

by Lebs September 20, 2004

Jizz bungalow

A big, dirty, dirt slut. Also can be used in terms of the home of a big, dirty, dirt slut.

Your cousin Mariella is a wonderful girl, but her algebra skills don't make up for the fact that she's a jizz bungalow.

by J.B. Dawgzone February 15, 2015

dick jizz

Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.

Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here

by John Lucocks September 23, 2008

jizz app

a made up app for ipod touch that lets u stroke the shaft and of a males penis and watch it jizz when he gets very happy

jizz app

by Precision October 1, 2009

keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.

Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013