greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

by ncdeadhead November 20, 2011

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022

Jessee

Someone to whom everyone aspires
A very, very cool person
Sometimes Jessees have been known to act like gooses, or in some rare cases silly gooses

Keith: Dude, have you seen my friend Jessee?
Dave: No, why man?
Keith: Oh no reason, she's just really cool.. that's all.

by sillygoosery January 23, 2009

Dirty Jessee

When a group of naked men all sit on the edge of a hot tub and she kisses each one on the ball sac.

We had a dirty Jessee party last night. It was fun.

by Quackieduxx September 09, 2021

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 24, 2021

jesse whiting

A very amazing person who gets all the girls but doesn't like to date anyone.

Wow he is just like Jesse whiting

by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018

Jesse Hitaffer

Who?

Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?

by SD J.E.S.S.E November 29, 2024