Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022

Jessee

Someone to whom everyone aspires
A very, very cool person
Sometimes Jessees have been known to act like gooses, or in some rare cases silly gooses

Keith: Dude, have you seen my friend Jessee?
Dave: No, why man?
Keith: Oh no reason, she's just really cool.. that's all.

by sillygoosery January 22, 2009

Dirty Jessee

When a group of naked men all sit on the edge of a hot tub and she kisses each one on the ball sac.

We had a dirty Jessee party last night. It was fun.

by Quackieduxx September 8, 2021

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

jesse sawyer

a kid who is black yet acts white and says wassup brah quite abit and love soup

jesse sawyer: wassup brah lets get some soup

by the soup master December 14, 2010