jerry-rig

actually jerry-rigged is the politically correct name for nigger-rigged.

i jerry-rigged that radiator hose with a rag and some duct tape, that bitch is running good now.

by lemonade face April 24, 2006

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Jerbonics

The ability to mutilate the english language by impropertly using it in the correct context. Jerbonics can be controlled by attending school and learning to read/write before the age of 15. If not caught early, can lead to obesity and the uncontrollable urge to pleasure one with foreign objects.

"that his the question isn't it." ....his = is

"I'm frantically typing hear. Shenequa is flying around up here."....hear=here

I could go on and on....but will stop the bleeding now.

"I was giving myself the "shocker" and accidentally went Jerbonics on this email"

by BigDaddyV January 20, 2006

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Jerry Pregnancy

When your girlfriend goes and gets pregnant on accident off of another guy, even though she was going out with you and having sex with you. Usually because she was cheating.

Guy: What the f*** dude! you said you wouldn't get your girlfriend pregnant, and now you broke up with her too!

Friend: For a good reason, it was a jerry pregnancy.

by Mark2791 December 17, 2008

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