JASON

JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..

JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE

by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010

Jason

Jason is the guy on sesame street who does fallacious activities to grover the puppet.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.

Yo: you gonna come jason my grover bitch?

by Mothaf4ka January 23, 2018

Jason

Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.

Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.

Jason is such an ass. All he does is talk about my mom being a MILF.

by Mexican 1999 June 2, 2018

Jason

A boy who's gay and likes being tucked with Donald Trump in his closet

Jason is a boy

by He's gay oviously June 14, 2018

Jaxson

He's a ladies man. He'll always feel alone when not dating someone. Easy to anger, very protective, and a bit of a show off. Not the worst person to be dating.

Is that Jaxson over there? He's so hot. He's so annoying what are you talking about?

by Enter awkward teen here November 10, 2018

Jason

Jasons are stupid penis licking people who sit on their ass playing video games and eating virtual booty.
In other words, losers.

Kid on a buddy bench: Damn, I really wish I had a friend

Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass

by WhiteboyWalton January 28, 2019

Jayson

The cutest person in your school. Every girl would die to date him. You and your best friends would probably fight over him. When you date him you will realize it is not worth it but you will stay friends.

Jayson is the cutest person at school

by DADDY_<3 April 30, 2019