jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004

Jackie O

Jackie O, short for Jackie O'nASSis short for jack ass

Someone cuts you off on the road, you yell "watch it Jackie O"

by Greg Wi July 23, 2008

jackin da cheese from da barn

To steal money from a house.

"Yo foo i was jackin da cheese from da barn and my neighbors came home and caught me jigga!"

by David March 16, 2004

Jackie

A six-letter word for idiotic bitch.

Relax, girl! You're being such a Jackie right now

by Snuhface November 6, 2011

Fake jacking

New York term used by youths

SpongyRolla: You like ma feets?

Treesha: I’m fake jacking these

by Ernestoski January 6, 2023

Jaw Jackin

another way of saying giving head; sucking dick

I was jaw jacking my lover last night.

by Ashley from the "Stube" October 7, 2009

Flap Jacking

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.

I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.

by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010