Wind Arbine

A clean, renewable source of hot air.

The majestic wind arbines turned lazily in the distance.

by Carpy6969 August 24, 2018

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

rim wind

When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.

“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”

by mhurd57 August 29, 2020

three sheets to the wind

drunk

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

WIND-SUCKING

aspiration of air and debris into the vagina.

She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.

OR

"The most common symptom (sign) of wind-sucking is the gurgling noise or sound produced by the aspiration of air into the vagina, or its expulsion," Caslick observed.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] May 18, 2018

wind high

When u breath so much wind u feel like u on cloud nine

Man I had so much wind am on cloud nine u must be wind high

by Chowan1999201706 October 18, 2017

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024