Grass

touch it now.

touch grass dumb-bum

by grass_toucher506 February 07, 2024

Grass

Look outside. It's the green stuff on the ground.

Sometimes, I go outside, eat grass and moo

by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.

Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?

by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024

Grass

Grass is one of the most common and resilient plants found across the globe. It belongs to the Poaceae family and thrives in a wide range of climates. From suburban lawns to wild meadows, grass plays a vital role in many ecosystems. It helps prevent soil erosion by holding the ground together with its root system. Grass also absorbs carbon dioxide and releases oxygen, contributing to cleaner air. In agriculture, grasses such as wheat, corn, and rice serve as staple crops for much of the world’s population. Animals like cows, sheep, and horses rely heavily on grass for sustenance. Lawns and parks use turfgrass to create soft, walkable green spaces. Certain types, like Bermuda or fescue, are chosen for their durability and lush appearance. Grass grows rapidly, which makes it useful but also sometimes frustrating for homeowners. Regular mowing helps maintain healthy growth and deters weeds from taking over. Grass can also act as a natural cooling system, lowering temperatures in urban areas. In sports, grassy fields provide cushioning and traction for athletes. Despite its simplicity, grass is essential to both nature and human life.

"touch grass son" "no dad im playing animal company"

by wowzers_ May 21, 2025

grass

nctzens

someone - hey are you a fan of nct
me - yes, im grass

by 2yujins December 23, 2021

grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Grass

Verb
The act of throwing grass at oneself

"Now get out of here before I grass you!" He said while chasing the intruder.

by izuru_kamukura April 03, 2021