hims

A brand of penis enlargement pills. Advertised on the popular porn site Pornhub.

Bob: Did you see that ad for hims?
Bill: yeah!

by Stop. Just stop. November 14, 2018

Schoolboying him

Schoolboy (doing the)

Also: schoolboying him

When you submit your guy/man and tie him to the bed, sit on his face (naked) and make him say the alphabet front to back until you come.

'Ah yeah, last night I was totally schoolboying him until he learned his lesson.'

by Terrible teddy November 25, 2018

gave him the dose

Slang: giving someone a venereal infection.

She gave him the dose.

by Kane-rahtiio August 28, 2017

moke him bing

When the most uncoordinated person of the group, usually ginger with an athletic build, is encouraged to shadow box, usually a dangling rope.

The boys gathered around chanting "moke him bing" as he showed of his boxing skills, throwing outlandish haymakers and the swinging rope.

by Sladayious February 24, 2019

ad hom of him

Hatriotic version of (argumentum) ad hominem. Whilst "(argumentum) ad hominem" is a fallacious argumentative strategy marked by the avoidance of a genuine discussion of a topic by attacking an attribute of the person making an argument instead of the argument itself, "ad hom of him" is a phrase preferably used over "(argumentum) ad hominem" when attacking a certain individual using Latin and failing miserably at it.

David, who loved the game Pacman, was accused of using an "ad hom of him" argument.

by Marie Lastname June 10, 2018

HIM

A person how is better then every one else. Or in simpler words Zachary Geronemus

Oh Zac is him and Spencer’s not

by Haha by Baja and August 14, 2022

The original Him

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM

Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.

by The original him August 19, 2022