hello jamie

When someone doesn't believe what you are saying.

Umm, yes it's the truth. Hello Jamie!?

by FurySlayer December 21, 2022

hello sunshine

do you want to get stabbed

guy 1: hello sunshine what do you think your doing
guy 2: leaving

by sunshine baby doll August 7, 2023

hello neighbor

A cardboard or plastic tube stuffed with dryer sheets, you know, the smelly good ones. used to attempt to remove some of the pungent qualities of marijuana "reefer" smoke. works better the more stoned you are. see also: spoof, snoosh

dude, hit this shit and dont forget to use the hello neighbor.

by Atler Lansing February 2, 2004

hello dean

Greetings from angel of the lord (Castiel) to Dean Winchester. These words are the two most said words besides for "SAM!" and "DEAN!" And a constant river of tears and death. These words are to get Dean's attention and usually consists of Dean turning around to stare into his eyes and check him out(sometimes mentally undress him). Everyone once in a while Dean might accidentally get spooked Ir be hella mad.

*woosh from behind Dean* "Hello Dean."

by troyeboi👽 March 12, 2018

hello kitty

Actually, Hello Kitty is a clever guise.

It's true name being Hell Kitty.

It was sent by Hell to take over the world.
If you look carefully, you'll see the horns (those aren't just cute ears) and the demonic tail.

Did you hear? Hell- I mean Hello- Kitty just decapitated some kid......
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HOW CUTE!!!!

by dontxkillxme June 27, 2005

Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.

Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

by Peach January 13, 2007

Hello Mr Smith

After engaging in a doppleganger maneuver on a girl during doggy style sex you do not wash the hand that was in her ass. You then procede to go to a family function with her and as soon as possible you shake her fathers hand with the unclean hand that was inside his daughters ass. Walk right up to him and say "Hello Mr Smith!"

I couldnt believe my luck when my girlfriend's asshole father ate chips and dip right after I gave him a Hello Mr Smith!

by Hello Mr Smith June 28, 2011