Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009

cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

Classroom hair

Classy Italian kids who wear their hair according to Sasha buns of chemistry and all these topics

Guy 1: I think I want a haircut later
Guy 2: I really recommend going to great clips and getting the classroom hair

by Bermudaboyshorts August 7, 2016

Legacy Hair

The hair that one never quite gets to when they shave their pubes because they are worried about "nicking" their balls or shaft

"I thought you said you shaved your pubes?"

"I did. I just didnt want to cut my dong so i left a few legacy hairs."

by germanrodriguez22 May 3, 2018

Headset Hair

The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.

Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.

by DeathByRPG February 17, 2015

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017