Flammin' Hot Butthole

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.

Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.

Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.

by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010

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Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

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Flaming dragon

The art of consuming an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos, and then taking a shit in someone's mouth.. Usually during sex.

"Dude, Bryan!!!! Did you give Barbara the flaming dragon yet?? It's been 3 months!".

by Bbcs/madden13 August 5, 2016

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flamingosexual

When you can't find porn online so you stick with dickless flamingos and you get sexually attracted to flamingos and want to smash them hard
That's called flamingosexualism!

Holy crap you were supposed to watch porn with me tonight! I didn't find any so lets just look at shmexy dickless flamingos.
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL

by flamingosexualism January 23, 2019

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Flamingo

A wild breed of bird that baths in the blood of its victims. It's coat often seems pink due to this. It is one of the most deadly animals know to walk the earth.
It attacks with rapid blows to the head with its beak

4 victims killed by the Flamingo

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

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