Father

Something I don’t have

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left

by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022

Father

A person with an anal wart fettish

Did you see that guy with a father

by Mr.porn January 07, 2018

Father

Something that you don't have

Guy 1: Hey babe are you from Tene-
Girl 1: F-fuck you senpai~
Guy 2: You have no father Guy 1
Guy 1: More like Gay 1 because I'm gay for you
Guy 2: Me too let's kiss

by Your Roblox GF (your uncle) January 30, 2024

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

father

something you'll never have

"My father left me when I was 8 years old and I continue to suffer in continuous pain"

by ma|rrrrr June 12, 2023

Father

Something that has left you or raped your mom.

i love you father.

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

Father

A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"

Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023