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Dylan

Dylan is a mysterious creature who lives near lidl. He is very rich and brags of how he is so 'strong' and 'Rich'. Dylan will always be watching you through your windows. He rides a multicolored bike and a bright pink helmet. Hes part of the lgbt community swell. he is dating danni allen and he loves his sexy makeup. Dylan have fake reyban glasses and has a small penis.
Dylan is weird
by Jxsh910 July 19, 2019
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Dylan is a kind guy but sometimes can slip up.He is very passionate on what he loves.He is the cool kid in the classroom if you know a Dylan stay in touch because you’re not going another person like this.
I have a crush on Dylan.
by BooBoo2089 July 25, 2019
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Dylan is a nice person when u first meet him but then within 10 months he will dump u bc u hurt yourself bc he was on a call with bitch for 5 mins u felt depersion he didnt care then he will go behind ur back and date a fucking horse/dino bitch tht was ur best friend when u still loved him she knew.
Dylan is a asshole.
by Sucktoes August 4, 2019
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Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
hello people of the world this is 99 percent factual information Dylan
by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019
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A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019
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Loves anal (receiving) and alabama hot pockets (normal or reverse).
Dylan is such a huge weirdo he's in to some nasty, kinky shit.
by MSD_001 August 23, 2019
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Dylan is a REALLY stinky person, he is also fat. He will ask you out in 6th grade and you will reject him. Then he will make rumours that you best friend likes you(but she doesn’t).
Dylan: will you go out with me

You: no you b*@$&
by Vsco_gurl—sksksk August 24, 2019
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