dumpster turkey

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.

Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.

by pcrims May 12, 2014

Dumbassery

Behavior that is repetitively stupid and often damaging to people and property.

"I am sick of Jim's dumbassery! That is the second car he has wrecked this month!"

by Laughingmike May 19, 2014

Dumpster Beaver

A trashy, sexually active female. Usually accompanied by grooming issues, offensive smells, drugs, or sexually transmitted diseases.

Similar to a cum dumpster.

"Don't put your junk in a dumpster beaver."

by Dr. McNasty MD May 3, 2014

Dumpster Brawl

A fight in, or around a dumpster. Also known as a dumpster fight, or hobo boxing

Dave: Did you hear Sam and Connor got in a dumpster brawl?
Tim: Yeah they came over to my house bloody and covered in garbage

by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr April 26, 2016

dumpster diving

The act of having anal sex with a woman

Dude she asked me to go dumpster diving

by broki September 7, 2016

drymaster

Someone who is beyond dry or dry af.

He couldn't come turn up because he is a drymaster.

by rmattr May 18, 2016

Dumpster Skunk

Any one person who consistently smells like cat piss/ b.o./ or any other terrible stench.

The dumpster skunk is here, you can smell where they've been.

by HemlockInk June 22, 2016