Dolores Mind

A part of your brain that takes everything in a sexual way..

"Hey how cold is it in here?" - Person using their Dolores mind.

"69 degrees." -normal person

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 69!!! that means oral!!"


Or

"Hey like my new basketballs? I just got them today."

"Wow they feel hard."


" MY BALLS ARE HARD?" *Laughs ass off*

by MorbidRain December 20, 2008

Saloon Door

A 'saloon door' is a term used for a bisexual person.

That girl/guy's a saloon door - she/he swings both ways.

by blue parrot May 3, 2010

in the back door

In the doggy style position, to act like you're going to stick your dick in the pussy but you stick it in the ass instead.

I bent that bitch over, she thought I was going in the pussy and then BOOM, I went in the back door!

by ThatMotherfucker December 16, 2014

space shuttle door gunner

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.

"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"

by Macman37 October 16, 2005

Dick DiLorenzo

An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.

Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!

by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004

Trap Door

When one vagina lip is bigger than the other and covers the vaginal opening when folded over.

I was rebuffed on the first three pokes until I noticed her trap door blocked my entrance.

by Greg Toland May 27, 2015

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008