depression

1. The feeling of being dead/empty inside with nowhere to turn. Generally caused by one of the opposite sex.
2. What I'm going through right now using the above reason.

Tastyhamsandwich was really depress about loving the girl so much, yet not being able to be with her...

by tastyhamsandwich February 29, 2004

Depression

A. medical condition, characterized by feeling sad, hopeless, unwanted, unworthy...
B. part of everyones life.

john suffered from depression after break up with his girlfriend of two years.

by bigT November 10, 2004

depression sex

verb.

When two depressed people have sex which includes touching/kissing of scars, cuts, bruises or burns. A very sad and loving way of intercourse. Can also be categorized as masochistic.

"Jack was craving depression sex that night because of the things he had done."

by ghostlyChild March 5, 2016

Vagina depression

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.

girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"

by LoL muffin man January 1, 2010

depression

the opposite way of approaching anger, sadness and madness.

me in such ways.

by branded February 19, 2004

Seasonal depression

When winter finally ends and you realize on the first sunny warm day how sad you were in the colder weather and how great the warm weather makes your mood feel.

So glad I can wear shorts again, my seasonal depression is lifted

by Writergz June 3, 2018

Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.

"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"

by theGentleman February 24, 2009