When a conversation on the internet or phone goes silent because both people have nothing to say and neither tries any conversation starters.
"How is your girlfriend doing?"
"She's good."
"Oh that's good."
"Yup."
...
"Dead convo?"
"Sure thing."
"She's good."
"Oh that's good."
"Yup."
...
"Dead convo?"
"Sure thing."
by conversecrunk December 13, 2009
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by Robin Berry January 20, 2009
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Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'
by Cheeky Definition Cunt January 23, 2016
Get the Dead hand gang mug.Someone (male or female) that is so bad at sex you may as well be fucking a corpse, although a corpse may sometimes be more lively. These types are usually fairly easy to spot by the lack of personality. They are usually followers.
Female dead lays: from beginning to end, she just lays there, no expression or movement, unless it's that of boredom. You may want to check in between to see if she's awake. ;)
Male dead lays: Usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. Kinda like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it. Most "nice guys" fit into this category.
Male dead lays: Usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. Kinda like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it. Most "nice guys" fit into this category.
by 696 May 12, 2006
Get the dead lay mug.formerly dead-s meaning dead serious. the ghetto form of dead serious is dead-s, which is not used anymore. less stress is used wen saying the word dead-ass so it has replaced dead-s.
by antawn January 28, 2007
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by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009
Get the dead man on a stick mug.in the salvage trade a dead horse is something you got for little or nothing because the former owner really wanted to get rid of it. a pallet of computer monitors the bank gave away is a dead horse. the trick is to sell the best parts as horse meat, the not so best parts as dog food,and give the rest away before it starts to stink and you have to pay to dispose of it. making money on dead horses is a skill that takes years to learn.
old computer parts,old computer monitors(disposal costs), paint (disposal costs), anything that you have to pay to get rid of. i got a load of paint for $1 a can. i hope the paint is useable, or that dead horse will really stink.
by knowman March 1, 2008
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