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A David

Not to be confused with a Donato as those can be very frighting to see. A David is a tall young gent who likes to dress up and play minecraft in a mist of a day. A David has the technological skills to do anything he choses to do. A David has great DJing skills and fucks up here and there 😊
P1: Wow! That guy is amazing!
P2: He must be a David
by Mendozaelvis713 June 28, 2014
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Pull a David Carradine.

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.
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Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David
by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016
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david ortiz

Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.

His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?
by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008
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David

One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
by bamafan135 January 15, 2008
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David

David

Hot Outgoing Person. Very Smart at the same time very cool. If has orange/red hair hes a keeper and overall nice person that will help you in anything. Perfect Guy.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen David?"
Person 2: "No, but I wish I Did."
by CoderGFX January 19, 2009
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David

A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"
by The Stig 34 March 6, 2008
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