cousin

your boyfriend

girl 1: "that's my boyfriend over there"
girl 2: "isn't that your cousin"
girl 1:"same thing"

by yeet skeeyer May 17, 2019

Those cousins

The cousins u rarely talk to

Oh it’s those cousins

by Uhurtme August 28, 2019

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018

Clout Cousins

2 niggas that think they are cool but are completely retarted

Look at those clout cousins
I dated my clout cousins

by thin mints r good May 27, 2018

De-cousin

Disowning your cousin

I told my cousin that i will de-cousin him if he lies to me again

by Bush knife bobby April 19, 2018

Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.

First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.

by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017