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Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
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popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
weird al is very good at popping a clown
by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011
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Titty Clown

1. a boy who calls girls Thunder Cunt

2. boys who loves Thunder Cunt
John you love Cindy, but then again you are a titty clown.

Yo!! stop being such a titty clown.
by westbubble October 30, 2011
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Clown energy

A person who acts like a clown and a fool and can't be taken seriously. They don't think things through and end up making stupid and absurd decisions.
'Did you hear, Trump said that the moon is part of mars.'
'He has such clown energy.'
by littleboyfrombradford December 16, 2022
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Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.
by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018
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Clown hekor

A clown that hacks you and works at mcd hes also a sussy baka.
-reid 2022
The clown hekor slowly burned my family alive and hackes into mc donalds mainframe every day

he will soon find you and clown your family.
by TotallynotTherealBobuxMan March 16, 2022
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drunk clown

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them
Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!
by Managerial Master March 28, 2022
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