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Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.
Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.
by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012
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drunk clown

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them
Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!
by Managerial Master March 28, 2022
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An Utter Clown

Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.
Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.
by Truly Goopy March 28, 2020
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Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."
by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021
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popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
weird al is very good at popping a clown
by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011
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Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.
A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
by IamHanFei January 18, 2021
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Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.
"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"
by Matthew Has Downs October 6, 2016
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