Choke on a Strawberry

A way for queer people to tell other queer people that they made out with or had sex with a person of the same gender.

"Did you actually choke on a strawberry last night?"

by MoonyTalks July 16, 2025

Choked

(Verb) Australian slang used to describe the act of vomiting after smoking weed

Ron. Bro I choked so hard last night
Bob. You need to get help

by GiraffeLover444 October 11, 2022

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

Toronto Choke

Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.

"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"

by Shibbys April 29, 2025

Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks

Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.

by rolandheadlessthompsongun June 9, 2010

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015