Choking the chicken

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Choking the Chicken

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.
by GayCodPlayer November 01, 2018
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polite choking

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.
by Archangel February 12, 2019
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Toronto Choke

Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.
"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"
by Shibbys April 30, 2025
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choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee
thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.
by Cody5050 January 13, 2021
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Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
by TapSnaporNap May 08, 2024
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batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up
Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!
by hedo2478 April 07, 2017
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