Carl Nisser

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.

Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers

by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021

Carl

A snowman that's really hot that is NOT DEAD just decapitated, and it's NOT blood it's ketchup. :)

person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today?

Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.

Person #1: Oh that sucks man.

Example B:

CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?

by #creamy #moist #buttery December 19, 2021

Carl Down

Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?

by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016

Carling

The action of spiking a cupcake into the ground

Yo, want to join me and my friends in some Carling tonight?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

carl wilhelm

Better than you just amazing

Carl Wilhelm is just best Ronny sluta nuuu

by Ron sluta nuuu October 13, 2017

Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter

Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend

by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010