Carl

Carl that's not how this works.

Person 1: "CARL IS MY PET M U S H R O O M"

Carl: "What the fuck."

by Anon13254 April 20, 2019

Carl

Carl is the future, he will be the hope of the people.

Your future can be anything you want it to be. Some things are within your control. You can decide to work hard and accomplish the goals you set for yourself. You can also decide to sit back and let life just happen. It's all up to you. Some things in life are out of your control, but you can control your reaction to these things. You can be happy with the things that are thrown at you and try to turn them into good things, or you can be discontented and let the chips fall where they may. It's all about choice. Your life and your future are whatever you make of them.

Carl is the best

by Craftyo321 December 1, 2019

carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter

Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend

by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010

Lethal Carl

The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.

"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"

Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"

by Violent red. June 22, 2010

Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012

Cooler Carl

Carl Ulysses Wheezer's cooler doppelganger in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Carl you're lame compared to your doppelganger 'Cooler Carl'.

by flergins January 15, 2020

Carl

Carl is very handsome and can fight somone X2 his size easyyy

Carl is great

by Popo25678 March 14, 2022