We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
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"Old man, sick in the head/
Daughter's children on his bed/
Twisted ways, rules his life/
Forging deceit, bred to lie. . .
From the decades, he has lived/
He's never stopped, where it begins/
Rapes his family, when they/
Are young, hoping they would/
Carry on. . .
"Old man, sick in the head/
Daughter's children on his bed/
Twisted ways, rules his life/
Forging deceit, bred to lie. . .
From the decades, he has lived/
He's never stopped, where it begins/
Rapes his family, when they/
Are young, hoping they would/
Carry on. . .
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